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Anonymous asked: UPDATE PLEASE!

None of us have the desire to troll tumblr for stupidity atm and the vast majority of shit in our in box is troll blogs. You can’t force the stupid.

Patience is a virtue. When we find something, we will let you know. 

Anonymous asked: Why don't y'all post everything that gets submitted I submitted some good shit and it never got posted.

Basically we are a bunch of lazy shits (who have other things to do) and the in box has over 80 submissions in it. We will get to it eventually but for five mods we really kind of suck.

Keep submitting and I promise we will get to it eventually.

However the things that are not submitted as anonymous tend to get preferential treatment. If you are willing to lend your name to it, we figure it is less likely the submission is a troll. There have been a lot of troll accounts lately and sorting thru all the crap is tedious. 

From the Submitter:

National teams can totally trade players, duh. And a player’s quality is solely dependent on what he looks like, it’s not like there’s any kind of skill involved in it.

Fernando Llorente Torres even. A better player if you ask me. And Bilbao is a decent team if the OP actually gave a shit about the sport. Clearly she doesn’t. 

And in case you missed it, Torres is already married. Even I’d do his wife. So keep dreaming hun. 

Yes. Let’s make a meme out of genocide. You’re a twat with absolutely no common sense.

Sigh.

I feel bad making fun of an 8th (or 9th) grader, but I think the least we here at Hala Stupid can do is offer a complimentary math lesson. Please take notes, this will be on your A-Levels, SATs, whatever is applicable in your country of residence.

Here are the variables:

Shakira = 34

Pique = 24

Random tumblr girl = 14

Standard mathematics tells us:

34 - 24 = 10

24 - 14 = 10

10 = 10

In summary:

In most countries 14 ≠ age of consent. My research shows me 13 is the legal age in Spain, but frankly the thought of my 24 year old male friends with a 14 year old girl both horrifies and disgusts me. 34 year old women with 24 year old men though? One day you’ll understand.

Best,

HS

Alright, that is a chunk out of the ask box. 

We may not mark ever submitted post with the submission tag but about 95% of what gets posted comes from submissions. 

So thanks and enjoy the stupid. 

From the submitter: 

just gonna leave this here

Google Maps, making stalking easier since … 

Oddly enough a two minute google search didn’t give me the original release date. 

• Morbo fail.
• Photoshop fail.

SMH

From the Submitter:

read the reblog comment.

As someone who has lost loved ones to cancer, I kinda hope she does go to hell for that.